Overheard in the Office...

So, my coughing has indeed strained an abdominal muscle. And it's not one I can relax, since I use it to, you know, breathe. Physically fine overall except for that. But class this weekend is probably going to suck mightily.

RX: "Will you be among friends? I mean, in case you collapse?"

Me: "Oh, yeah. They'll loot my body and divide up my stuff."

RX: "Good. I just wanted to be sure someone would decide who gets your cool stuff, even if it wasn't me."